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Andy Bernard Quotes

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  1. You give me a gift? Bam! Thank You note. You invite me somewhere? Pow! RSVP. You do me a favor? Wham! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness.

    — Andy Bernard

    Submitted by laura 12 months ago

    4 loves

    1. gratitude
    2. tv
    3. theoffice
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  2. You give me a gift? *BAM* Thank you note! You invite me somewhere? *POW* RSVP! You do me a favor? *WHAM* Favor returned! Do not test my politeness.

    — Andy Bernard

    Submitted by laura over 1 year ago

    3 loves

    1. funny
    2. giving
    3. tv
    4. politeness
    5. favours
    6. gifts
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  3. I’m always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter ... that makes stairs.

    — Andy Bernard

    Submitted by paulfedory almost 2 years ago

    5 loves

    1. funny
    2. tv
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