Troy Barnes Quotes

That dude was hardcore racist, like 1800's Disney-style!

Me and Abed have an agreement. If one of us dies, we stage it to look like a suicide due to the unjust cancellation of Firefly.

I wanna see if those wiener dogs are born that way, or if they start off normal and then get wiener.

The most important tool has got to be a telescope. Look through it backwards and it shrinks your enemy!

There is a time and a place for subtlety, and that time was before Scary Movie.