Advice Quotes

Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

So, what can’t you take? Decide which of the two options is harder, and do the other. That way, no matter how hard your choice turns out to be, at least you can find comfort in knowing you’re avoiding something even worse.

“Because usually when a woman spends hours cooking a complicated meal and then just sits at the table with a pissed-off look on her face, that means some guy somewhere did something really stupid,” he said.

La utopía está en el horizonte. Camina dos pasos, ella se aleja dos pasos y el horizonte corre diez pasos más allá. ¿Entonces para qué sirve la utopía? Para eso: no dejar de caminar.

I not only use all the brains that I have, but all I can borrow.

When I was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap. But there's one thing that he said that was pure genius... he said, if you're ever with a girl that's too good for you, marry her.

Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realise why it never worked out with anyone else.

Just because I choose to act unethically, does not mean that I don't know what the right way is

I don't understand all the sick people need to do is band together and kill Bil Gates and Warren Buffet. They are donating $30 Billion apiece to communicable disease research when they die. Some terminally ill bastard needs to take one for the team and kill them. What are they going to do, give someone with pancreatic cancer life imprisonment, good luck with that.

Act like you’ve been there before, especially in the endzone.

When you have a number of disagreeable duties to perform, always do the most disagreeable first.

If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.

We touch other people's lives simply by existing.

The hatred you're carrying is a live coal in your heart - far more damaging to yourself than to them.

You must understand the whole of life, not just one little part of it. That is why you must read, that is why you must look at the skies, that is why you must sing and dance, and write poems and suffer and understand, for all that is life.

We all want to be famous people, and the moment we want to be something we are no longer free.

All ideologies are idiotic, whether religious or political, for it is conceptual thinking, the conceptual word, which has so unfortunately divided man.

The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed.

You should do whatever your heart desires. The idea of “normal” should be less important to you than what you’re comfortable with.