proto466’s most recent Quotables

The French don't believe custard exists.

As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods;
They kill us for their sport.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Da Vinci was a well known sexual deviant. You know that sketch of the naked man in the wheel? Blueprints for a rape machine...

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Oh, I love your religion... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.

Elliot: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.

Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.

Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

More often than not, a hero’s most epic battle is the one you never see; it’s the battle that goes on within him or herself.

"It's not perving....it's appreciating."

"I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth."

The absolute worst thing anyone could say about you is that you were a selfish, moral blank, whose lazy cynicism and sneering, ironic take on the world encapsulates everything wrong with a generation. But you my friend are not evil.

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.

I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability

Think about a woman. Doesn't know you're thinking about her. Doesn't care you're thinking about her. Makes you think about her even more.

"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
...Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

" Oh he's worse than Hitler! You wouldn't find Hitler playing Jungle music at 3 in the morning"